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AUTHOR: George Burns

George Burns

George Burns famous quotations and many other quotes wrote by George Burns

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21 ACTIVE FREQUENCIES

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
LANE: Time
"I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money."
LANE: Money
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
LANE: Money
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
LANE: Good
"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life."
LANE: Future
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life."
LANE: Future
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
LANE: Funny
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
LANE: Funny
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
LANE: Funny
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
LANE: Family
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
LANE: Failure
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
LANE: Failure
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
LANE: Age
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."
LANE: Age
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something."
LANE: Age
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
LANE: Age
"At my age flowers scare me."
LANE: Age
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
LANE: Age
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
LANE: Age
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
LANE: Age
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
LANE: Age